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Original 1942 edition of Canadian Resistance Manual MARCH 25, 2025 – The Canadian government is set to release an updated version of its classic WWII Resistance Manual , originally created to train citizens in guerrilla tactics against occupation forces. The manual was last revised in the 1950s for Cold War threats but has remained untouched since. The new edition reflects modern warfare, incorporating cyber-resistance, electronic sabotage, and decentralized communication strategies. Officials cite rising geopolitical tensions as the reason for its revival. Revised 1953 Cold War edition of the famous Canadian Resistance Manual “This isn’t just history—it’s preparedness,” said a government source, who suggested that once completed in a matter of weeks, the books would be shipped free of charge to all Canadian postal addresses, and available for online download. Analysts see the move as a direct response to U.S. aggression in the ongoing trade war, and a signal to the world that the fe...

MARCH 25, 2025 – Canadian cities are quietly replacing standard stop signs with new ones reading “STOP TRUMP,” according to Reddit users who have spotted the signs in real life. The move, intended as a symbolic protest against escalating U.S.-Canada tensions, was revealed after a drunken Pete Hegseth recently accidentally leaked Canadian invasion plans on Signal. “Bro, these hosers are literally putting ‘STOP TRUMP’ on stop signs. That’s dictatorship, man,” Hegseth slurred in the chat. “Like, what even is a tariff? Lol.” Officials have not responded for comment, but reports indicate signs are already appearing in border towns, infuriating U.S. officials and delighting Canadian meme-makers.

MARCH 23, 2025 – Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre found himself in an awkward situation during a speech yesterday when he couldn’t see over the podium. As cameras rolled, aides scrambled to find a child’s booster seat, which he reluctantly stepped onto. Even then, he barely cleared the top, prompting quiet chuckles from the audience, especially when he spoke about "standing up for the little guy." Despite the distraction, Poilievre pressed on with his speech, though the moment quickly went viral. Social media erupted with memes and jokes, with critics seizing the opportunity to mock his stature. Supporters dismissed the incident, calling it a meaningless sideshow, much like Poilievre himself. His team later downplayed the issue, insisting it had no impact on his message. However, with images of the booster-assisted speech spreading across the internet, the visual may prove more memorable than his words.

MARCH 19, 2025 – Canadian border officials have begun turning away Tesla vehicles, citing safety and regulatory concerns. The move follows growing scrutiny over Tesla’s compliance with Canadian vehicle standards and data security regulations. Government sources suggest the ban is linked to concerns over autopilot malfunctions and data collection issues. Critics argue the decision is politically motivated amid ongoing trade tensions. Tesla owners attempting to cross into Canada have reported being denied entry, with officials instructing them to use alternative vehicles. The government has not provided a timeline for when, or if, the restriction will be lifted.

MARCH 18, 2025 – The Canadian government has announced the formation of the Canadian Meme Corps (CMC) , a new unit within the Canadian Armed Forces tasked with countering U.S.-led information warfare. The CMC will create viral content to challenge narratives that undermine Canada’s interests. Officials say this is a direct response to increasing political and economic pressure from Washington, including trade disputes and media influence and on-going attacks on its national sovereignty and the human rights of Canadians. Critics argue the initiative is illegal, unethical, and a waste of resources, while supporters see it as a necessary step in protecting national sovereignty in the digital age.